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Dear angel,

I was thinking about the differences between our relationship, and those of other people I know. I came to the conclusion that the biggest difference between us and vanilla people isn't that we don't like the same things they do. It's that we like the things we do even more. With that in mind, I thought I'd give you a comparative list of things that are good, better and best, in my estimation.

Playing with your nipples is good.
Playing with your nipples and asking you questions is better.
Playing with your nipples, and forcing you to make choices is best.

Having you suck my cock is good.
Taking a fistful of your hair while you suck my cock is better.
Taking a fistful of your hair, and forcing you to take more of my cock into your
mouth is best.

Holding your hands over your head while we make love is good.
Tying you to the bed while we make love is better.
Tying you to the bed, then teasing you till you beg is best.

Doing it doggy style is is good.
Holding you down while I fuck you from behind, over the side of the bed, is
Tying your hands behind your back, spanking you, THEN fucking you hard is best.

Making you moan is good.
Making you talk dirty is better.
Making you beg for orgasm is best.

Shaving your pussy is good.
Shaving your pussy for you, while you're tied to the bed, is better.
Shaving your pussy for you, while you're tied to the bed, then licking you to
the edge of orgasm before stopping to go out to dinner is best.

Holding your ass as we make love is good.
Spanking your ass as we make love is better.
Spanking your ass, then making you beg for me to fuck you is best.

Letting you touch my neck and hair while I drive is good.
Making you massage my cock, while I drive at night, is better.
Making you suck me by the side of a dark country road is best.

Doing it in the bedroom is good.
Doing it in the living room is better.
Making you want to do it in the elevator is best.

Hearing another couple making love is good.
Hearing another couple spanking, is better.
Spanking you and teasing you so that you know that others can hear you is best.

Making you cum is good.
Making you cum more than once is better.
Making you cum so that you can see yourself is best.

Cuddling on the couch while watching a movie is good.
Playing with your pussy, while we watch a movie is better.
Playing with your pussy while you're on the phone with a friend is best.

Writing you love letters is good.
Writing you love letters, and posting them to my blog is better.
Writing you love letters that tell you what naughty things I'm going to do to you is best.

Playing Trivial Pursuit is good.
Playing strip poker is better.
Playing bondage Scrabble is best.

Knowing you want me is good.
Knowing you love me is better.
Knowing that you know I want to do nasty things to and with you, and loving me for it is best.

So what do you think, angel? Can you add any entries to this list?


posted at 05:55 PM :: Comments (20)
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comments on this entry

Hmm... Bondage Scrabble? Am assuming there's more to it than only being allowed to use bondage-type words... hee hee! : )

— posted by: JeN on November 25, 2004 06:47 PM

Yeah, very cool. I wish I had had this list years ago to teach my ESL students the lesson on the comparative.
Same thought: does Bondage Scrabble really exist and where does one procure a copy?

— posted by: Claire on November 25, 2004 06:59 PM

Great list Neko, now i am all hot and bothered and MJ won't be home for 7 more hours! LOL, oh well ;) Thanks for the great ideas, i will be printing this off for MJ! Take care.

— posted by: temptation on November 26, 2004 02:16 PM

Good list :)

And I'm joining the list of people being curious about bondage scrabble :)

I s'pose you could change the double/triple letter/word score spaces into cues to add/remove bondage gear...

Hmmm... howabout a kinky version of Monoply?

— posted by: C. on November 26, 2004 03:52 PM

Bondage Scrabble - rules please!

Spanko Monopoly.. Hmm. If the submissive player's token lands on a property owned by the dominant player, and the submissive has insufficient funds to pay the rent, then they can pay the ret either through providing sexual services to the dominant or by being spanked. Dominant's choice.

— posted by: B. on November 26, 2004 04:13 PM

i loved this list... reading alone was good... reading it with J will be better... if it induces him to take me to bed would be best. Thanks in advance Neko.

— posted by: angel... not yours, of course! on November 26, 2004 07:28 PM

P.S. That's a very good list by the way :-)

— posted by: B. on November 26, 2004 07:42 PM

Bondage scabble is a new one on me but sounds Very Interesting hehehehe

— posted by: serenity on November 27, 2004 08:31 AM

Oh, I LOVED your list. I knew I liked coming here for a reason. . . ;) Bondage scrabble? oh, that sounds like much more fun! Rules please?

— posted by: Carrie on November 27, 2004 10:01 PM

oh yes...
what a lucky little brat

— posted by: sedai on November 27, 2004 10:46 PM

Okay, okay - I'll post the rules to Bondage Scrabble a little later in the week. Seems we have a future hit here - maybe I'll talk to Hasbro about getting a special edition made....

— posted by: Neko on November 28, 2004 11:04 AM

Bondage Scrabble. LMAO. I love the very concept!

But to B's mention of Bondage Monopoly, I can only guess that instead of houses and hotels, we upgrade the property with spanking benches and whipping posts until we've gathered enough goodies to put a dungeon on the property, which would be far more fun than houses or hotels. LOL


— posted by: Patrick H. on November 28, 2004 11:48 AM

You are such a fantastic writer and I'm incredibly jealous of your angel. Best wishes to you both.

— posted by: Paige on November 30, 2004 02:11 AM

Hmm, Patrick, you've given me a wonderful idea for a carving project.

— posted by: Neko on November 30, 2004 02:31 PM

this is a fucking fantastic site. damn nice to see another guy out there with a sexlog, and this is nicely written. This will be bookmarked!
Mr W.

— posted by: Mr W on November 30, 2004 06:17 PM

Mr. W. - I'd highly recommend any of the Dominant's blogs in my blogroll for reading. There always seems to be something interesting, or thought provoking to read on at least ONE of the sites. And welcome to the site, it's always nice to hear from a new reader.

— posted by: Neko on November 30, 2004 10:31 PM

I so look forward to your future letters being posted. I read some of them every night and I have become quite...addicted to them. It's such a powerfully erotic and beautiful relationship. So a girl can dream..

— posted by: sedai on December 1, 2004 12:25 AM

Sex blogs are good.
Kinky blogs are better.
Kinky Dom blogs are best.

The last line is where Master and I disagree... he gets the most pleasure from reading sub blogs ;)

— posted by: katy on December 10, 2004 10:56 PM

This posting is *so* hot!

— posted by: sk8rn on December 11, 2004 05:45 AM

Not wearing a bra, knowing that you love it is good.
Not wearing a bra when we go out with your friends, knowing that you like to show me off is better.
Whispering in your ear, when they aren't looking, that I'm not wearing any panties either is best.

*grins and wriggle* My favorite way to tease.

— posted by: m.h on December 15, 2004 11:20 PM

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